the crying till you laugh manically stage is an odd one.
chompyface: i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Hannibal: Eating Merlin
meulinnleijonn: *whispers seductively in ur ear* roleplay my otp with me
hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
thefandomcollision: Can we talk about how Hannibal fucking leaned over and sniffed Will’s neck And Will only found it mildly odd and for like 0.5 seconds
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
handgrenade2: Are You Checking Me Out Or Trying To Figure Out My Gender: A Life Story.
arnazingphil: imdonebye: hop-onmytardis: imdonebye: i’m skyping with a cute boy help ACT NATURAL I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH that was super natural
girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability