Lisa.

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

It’s been 6 generations and this guy is still tripping balls over science and technology. 

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bagmilk:

*puts follower count on job application*

(via this-one-bites)

insufferablebasterds:

Parallels

A psychopath wouldn’t be so scared of the truth, Jack.

(via fuckyeahannibal)

all you ever wanted was love
but you never looked hard enough

(Source: snow-blind, via winchesterwin)

detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

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Michelle K., Four Rhythms. (via michellekpoems)

(via caligulette)

My poor mother
begged for a sheep
but raised a wolf.

Robert Downey Jr. and James Spader in Tuff Turf (1985)

(Source: keptyn, via winchesterwin)

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